Uneven sidewalks...

...and the resulting puddles when it rains.  And it has been doing so for quite awhile here.  No one seems to have told April that it is, in fact, supposed to be spring now.  Don't give me that "April showers being May flowers" garbage, I want sun!  I want to go outside and stand on people!*

Anyway, seeing as how I have been falling over a lot due to the vertigo, those cracks that jut up in the sidewalk pose a more serious threat than usual (which, honestly, is pretty serious for me in general).  Add the rain and the puddles that come with it, and you get a bruised, wet, and unhappy Strugglebucket.

At least I can laugh at myself.  When there is no need for immediate medical attention, anyway.

*It's called acro.  There'll be an explanation and related Struggle from the archives in a forthcoming post.